That's how I live my life; I'm not looking for your approval.

I'm just blowing it because it's something to do.

People take their clothes off everyday.  I just happen to take them off in public.

Take notice:  people who use hashtags to communicate can't hold a conversation like those who don't use hashtags. 

Who's the whore now?

You don't need a hashtag to say the things I say, just power and authority. 

This is everyone's morning reminder to zip your fly. 

Somedays I'm ridiculous, and somedays I'm Rozlyn.

I love when the wind blows my skirt up.

I'm plucking my unibrow and counting my toes. This is apart of everyone's morning routine, right?

If you're reading this, then you're reading this. This obvious moment was brought to you by Midol and a little bit of sass.

Scarf-wearing season doesn't mean cold weather. Scarf-wearing season means hickeys galore.

Don't let No Shave November fool you, ladies.  You can still WAX. 

There are rules...and then there's Rozlyn.