Giving

I slapped a bitch today; what did you do to contribute to society?

Hit

Yep, that's my ass.

Judging

Don't take anybody at face value--always check out their legs before making any major decisions.

Frank

I wish I had a friend named Frank for no other reason than to have a friend named Frank.

Blah

I am so over humanity.

Single, Whiny, Complaining Girl

Here's an idea: get a fucking boyfriend.